verse 1 There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is But it’s been there all night long. Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it don’t seem right That there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t make a sound But I wish you a merry Christmas. verse 2 There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is But it’s been there all week long. Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue And I don’t know what we’re gonna do ‘Cause there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t move around And it’s been a week since Christmas. verse 3 There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is But it’s been there all month long. Well, it’s jammed up tight above the fireplace And the house smells funny, such a big disgrace That there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t talk at all And it’s been there since last Christmas. verse 4 There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is But it’s been there all year long. I’ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last year, But my brother says he’s already here And he’s stuck up in the chimney and he doesn’t say a word And he’ll be there every Christmas And we’ll have him every Christmas!