INTRO: The welcome sign is missin' an O from a teenage twelve-gauge shotgun hole Been on the county's list of things not to fix for 10 years now Nothin' happens in this town You gotta cross the line to get a drink 'cause this one's dry and that one ain't Yeah you might wind up on a jailhouse bunk but you'll get out Nothin' happens in this town Happens every time you turn around We all know Joe coulda gone pro, when he fills your tank he'll tell you so We don't see Jimmy when he ain't stoned, the girl next door's 6 months along Waitin' on a Greyhound That's what happens when nothin' happens in this town INTRO Last Saturday I guess Sarah got bored 'cause I got further than I got before I ain't supposed to tell but what the hell, I'm sick of how Nothin' happens in this town CHORUS INTRO Nothin' happens in this town CHORUS