Quit school when she was seventeen Senator on TV calls her welfare Queen Used to be daddy's little girl Now she needs help in this mean old world Buys cassette tapes in the bargain bin Loves Carlene Carter and Loretta Lynn Tries to have fun on a Saturday night Sunday morning don't shine to bright It's welfare music Watch the baby dance To the welfare music Will she ever stand a chance Takes two to make three but ones ain't here Still chasing women and drinking beer Says nobody understands how he feels But that don't pay those monthly bills Angry fat man on the radio Wants to keep his taxes way down low Says there ought to be a law Angriest man that you ever saw Chorus Baby dance circles on the floor Around and round just like before Baby fall down baby get up Baby needs a drink from a loving cup Chorus