Chorus I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me Don't want no cowboy boots don't wanna gun that shoots I don't wanna toy airplane Well I don't wanna kite and I don't want no bike I sure don't wanna electric train Chorus I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me Well the gift I got in mind is sure hard to find Except in magazines or on tv So the heck with all them toys I wanna girl like Buck and Roy's So Santa bring her to me Chorus I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me I just saw a queen on my tv screen And she was smiling back at me So give all them toys to the other girls and boys And Santa bring her to me Chorus I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny under my Christmas tree I wanna Hee Haw honey or a Playboy bunny so Santa bring her to me