Intro: If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you But you work in an office and you've got other offers Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you? But let's not be friends or else this will never end Let's not be friends for sure, for sure And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you. It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord If you made me a coffee I could have loved you. And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted Tell me, who is invited? So fucking delighted to see all the boys, you see Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me? But let's not be friends or else this will never end Let's not be friends for sure, for sure We'd adopt, we'd have dogs I have all the things he's got. But I'm not So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end. Let's not be friends for sure, for sure. We'd adopt, we'd have dogs I have all the things he's got. But I'm not