I've a nice little cot and a small bit of land In a place by the side of the sea And I care about no-one because I believe There's nobody cares about me My peace is destroyed and I'm fairly annoyed By a lassie that works in the town She sighs everyday, As she passes the way Do you want your auld lobby washed down Do you want your auld lobby washed down, Con Shine Do you want your auld lobby washed down She sighs every day, As she passes the way Do you want your auld lobby washed down The other day when the landlord came by for his rent I told him no money had I Besides 'twasn't fair for to ask me to pay The times were so awfully bad He felt discontent, At not getting his rent And he shook his big head with a frown Says he I'll take half, But says I with a laugh Do you want your auld lobby washed down Do you want your auld lobby washed down, Con Shine Do you want your auld lobby washed down She sighs every day, As she passes the way Do you want your auld lobby washed down Now the boys look so bashful when they go to courtin' They look so awfully shy As to kiss a young maid, Sure they seem half afraid But they would if they could on the sly But me, I do things in a different way I don't give a nod or a frown When I goes to court, I says, Here goes for sport Do you want your auld lobby washed down Do you want your auld lobby washed down, Con Shine Do you want your auld lobby washed down She sighs every day, As she passes the way Do you want your auld lobby washed down