verse 1: These are your orders - seems like it's do it or die So please read them closely, When you've read them be sure that you eat them up - They're specially flavoured with Burgundy, Tizer and Rye Twelve sheets of foolscap: don't ask me why. verse 2: We hit the jungle, Just as it starts to monsoon: Our maps showed no rainfall. All the boys were depressed by this circumstance "Trust in the weather" said less agricultural men Who gives birth to more farmhands, don't ask me why. Fifteen was chosen because he was dumb, seven because he was blind: I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. Drifting about through the cauliflower trees with a cauliflower ear for the birds, The squadron assembled what senses they had and this is the sound that they heard... Instrumental: