(Intro) (verse 1) Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh, boy, got to set down take a rest on the porch. Fascination sets in, pretty soon I'm singing, doot, doot, doo, looking out my back door. (verse 2) Giant is doing cartwheels, a statue wearing high heels. Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. Dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens, doot, doot doo, looking out my back door. (Chorus) Memories and elephants are playing in the band. Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon, doot, doo, doo. Wondrous apparition provided by magicians, doot, doot, doo, looking out my back door. (Interlude) (Chorus) Memories and elephants are playing in the band. Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon, doot, doo, doo. Bother me tomorrow, today I'll find no sorrow, doot, doot, doo looking out my back door. (Interlude) (Outro) All the trouble is Illinois, lock the front door, oh, boy. Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn. Bother me tomorrow, today I'll find no sorrow, doot, doot, doo,looking out my back door........