verse 1 I don’t wanna remember tonight when I wake up tomorrow I’m tired of walking these lonely streets of heartache and sorrow They say luck is for losers and winners don’t complain So don’t be standing on the tracks ‘cause I’m too drunk to stop this train Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell verse 2 I hope I catch you in the street when I’m at the wheel There’s no way our love was as strong as the hate I feel They say, everything ends badly or else it never ends So when I get through with your sister, I’m gonna sleep with all your friends Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell verse 3 She tried to sell me some crap about freedom A woman who knows what she’s looking for So I hacked into her Facebook and changed her status to, “I’m a whore” Don’t you know it’s 3 in the morning and I can barely raise my glass There’s a highlight memory of telling my ex to kiss my ass When I wake up in the morning, well, I’m sure I’ll be in jail And I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell Yea I’ll be using my one phone call to remind you to go to hell