Late Night Telephone List

Verse You're kinda like a moped, fun to ride around But if my friends should catch me, then I'd never live it down Cause you jiggle when you giggle, those crossed eyes I just don't mind If no one ever finds us out then that would be just fine Bridge And if I get real drunk I may call you in the night. Park your car around the corner to keep it out of sight. And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list. Verse Now I've tried to get my room just as dark as it could be Cause I know I'd never call you if I thought I had to see. And I'd appreciate it kindly if you'd leave before the sun Cause I know where the lights are burning our relationship is done. And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list. Verse Well I've been calling all my beauties from 2 o clock till 3. Expect a call at 3:15 if none of those are free. Now when that phone starts ringing you best be on the move Cause I know if I'm calling I've been drinking 90 proof. And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.