This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday Because I couldn't be bothered to buy you anything And I know that you might think that Writing this song required more effort Than going out and buying you something But I can promise that it didn't I'm not even going to include your name in this song Because that way I can use it on somebody else And if you listen closely then you might be able to tell That I only bothered using three chords I guess that just shows you how much I care Happy birthday insert name here Congratulations on living another year Only joking I did get you something And it's right here