Capo on the second fret Well when I was young my momma read me Nursery rhymes beside my bed And though they sounded mighty fine They made no sense to me But now that I am all grown up It seems my life has changed as such So I went out and made me up A nursery Rhyme for me CHORUS It goes bar light, bar bright First bar that I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might Find someone to hold me tight Hey diddle diddle, a man with a fiddle And the girls sing along with the tunes Just one more dance til you turn out the lights And you shut down this saloon Well I never understood how a big old gal Could raise no kids in a shoe And any old Jack goes jumping in a candle Needs to find something better to do And rub a dub dub, three men in a tub Sure sounds kind of funny to me So I made up a honky tonk nursery rhyme and it's the only one I'll sing CHORUS