Life Of The Party

The beat is like a Waltz! Well they call me the life of the party They call her the bell of the ball Well we start before anybody And I promise we'll outlast them all. Well it started when I was in High School My mom and my dad taught me well A bottle of wine at Thanksgivin' And a Valium when Grandma raised hell So I had some champagne at a weddin' I believe that called it cold duck And the girl I'd been eyein' all evenin' She took me round back and we sucked down The rest of that bottle And things really started to click Well we kissed on the boxes of Liquor And she reached down and grabbed her some Dickel And added some cola Far be it for me should I pass For I thought that if I drink another I'd certainly need me some aspirin On the next mornin' I'd tried not to make me a sound Cause the girl who was sleepin' beside me Had gained herself 200 pounding On bedroom window My dad yelled to jump out of bed But she woke up from all the commotion Insisting she give me some headlines She'd read in the paper She said it had been yesterday They said if you use moderation Our mornings could all be that way Well they call me the life party They call her the bell of the ball Well we start before anybody And I promise we'll outlast them all This is a fun song to play! I still laugh when I play it!