Once I had a little girl as pretty as I have known Lord you know I loved her so and then she left me all alone And I swore here on this barstool I'd never make that mistake again Well you ain't so fine but you're all mine And I'll love you till the end So darling don't you worry cause they Say that love is blind Lust has eyes like an eagle It's gonna drive me out of my mind Though my eyes sometimes wander It doesn't mean that I'm untrue You're not the best but you're the best that I can do You know a pretty girl she'll leave you Leave you to drown in your own tears You know an ugly girl she'll leave you too But then again who really cares And then my eyes of blue they cannot be true They'll have to stay here in my dreams I guess that's why old Hugh Hefner invented Playboy magazine So sit down here beside me girl And I will tell you what we will do We're gonna twist them lids and hope Our kids look more like me than you And when that bottle is finally empty We're gonna tumble across the floor And I'm gonna pray my imagination is Gonna pull me through once more So darling don't you worry cause they Say that love is blind Lust has eyes like an eagle It's gonna drive me out of my mind Though my eyes sometimes wander It doesn't mean that I'm untrue You're not the best but you're the best that I can do You're not the best but you're the best that I can do >From Charlie Robison "Life Of The Party" Lucky Dog Records 1998 Bruce Robison Music/Tiltawhirl Music(BMI)