Intro: Now, let's get the kids and pack up the car Take that vacation we've been waiting for Drive across this country, leave our worries far behind Singing four-part harmony to "Sweet Adeline" 'Cause I got these books and maps from Triple "A" And we'll visit friends and sites along the way So bring the bikes and toys and diapers, pay the neighbour's son And call to stop the mail and, Honey, don't forget the guns Don't forget the guns, you know exactly what I mean Bring the pistols, bring the Uzi and the old AR-Fifteen We don't look for trouble, but by golly if we're in it It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute We'll head for Chicago, stop for the night Hope for good weather, hope the kids don't fight They've never seen Mount Rushmore and they ought to understand The kind of men who forged our freedom all across this land We'll hike up a trail and ride down a street And stand by Old Faithful and watch her blow off steam When we pack picnic lunches, that's not all we'll bring along 'Cause we'll be packing 45's, case anything goes wrong Now, don't forget the guns, you know exactly what I mean Bring the pistols, bring the Uzi and the old AR-Fifteen We don't look for trouble, but by golly if we're in it It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute Bridge: Oh, riding along, we'll follow the signs Over the mountains, under the pines Up to Boot Hill, where they got what they gave In the land of the free, you've got to be brave____ Instrumental: