Cheryl Wheeler - T.V. th Fret Intro: I'm glad I weren't no pioneer Riding in a wagon cross the great frontier I'm playing by candlelight, power's out here And I can't watch TV I can't do nothing, nothing at all Everything comes from a switch on the wall Drives me nuts when it won't behave No popcorn from the microwave Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Sky's real nice Moon's real big Star's real bright Cable calls and it don't seem right That I can't watch TV And it breaks my heart, all I'm missing Bowling shoes, old guys fishing How the dogs on the track did Near death stuff, re-enacted Where to call to talk to strangers Interviews with hockey players How to lose a pound a minute Make big bucks, be rolling in it Shopping clubs, gladiators Cher's make-up, roller skaters Rhinestone studs in your new skirt Bald guy stuff, psychic network Don't you feel bad for me That I can't watch TV Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Sky's real nice Moon's real big Star's real bright Cable calls and it don't seem right That I can't watch TV Cable calls and it don't seem right That I can't watch TV