Intro: I ain't rich, but I damn sure wanna be Working like a dog, ain't working for me I wish I had a rich uncle that'd kick the bucket And that I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett I know everybody says money can't buy happiness But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets Yeah, I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars I keep hearing money is the root of all evils And you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle I'm sure that's probably true, but it still sounds pretty cool 'Cause it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets Yeah, I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat To float down on the water with a beer'¦ I hear the Powerball is sitting' on a hundred mill'¦ Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel'¦ It could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets Yeah, I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so, but it can buy me a boat Yeah, I know what they say, money can't buy everything Well, maybe so, but it could buy me a boat It could buy me a boat.