Intro: You ain’t Dolly and you ain’t Porter She’s a little bit fuller yeah well you’re a whole lot shorter Let’s dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters Cos you ain’t Dolly no and you ain’t Porter I noticed you right off the bat in them cowboy boots Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night Well if I get drunk enough to sing hell I just might Hey now don't you worry cowboy cause I'll get you through We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do You ain’t Dolly and you ain’t Porter She’s a little bit fuller yeah well you’re a whole lot shorter Let’s dance all night and fill the jukebox full of quarters Cos you ain’t Dolly no and you ain’t Porter Solo: You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey Why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way Well baby that sounds tempting but I just can't stay Oh we won first prize cowboy let's just split the dough Honey I will always love you but we'll never know Cause you ain't Dolly babe you ain't no Porter She's a little bit fuller and you're a damn sight shorter We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter no No you ain't Dolly no you ain't Porter