If you give a cowboy a horse and a stretch of fence, You can bet the farm he'll ride all day til the whole damn thing is fixed He'll come dragging back around along about supper time. If you give a cowboy a truck on a Friday night, He'll pull a hundred dollar bill from the coffee can, spray the mud off of them tires, Drop twenty dollars in the tank, save the rest for beer. So all you girls in here need to know this. Chorus: