Intro: Verso 1: I still remember third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew, how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she walks by What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Verso 2: Watch as she stands with her, holding her hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead As she walks by, what a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerized while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Ponte: Uh, oh (I wish I were Heather Oh oh (I wish I were heather) Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were