Intro: Verse: Well I was 3 days short of pulling out of Kingsport I was headed down to Houston town Had my guitar packed in a burlap sack For exploitin' my country sound I bypassed Jackson, bypassed Memphis By the time I got to Arkansas I'd a sold my car and that black guitar For anything cool and tall Pre-Chorus Well I pulled up to a neon sign on highway 49 Shut the engine down, took a look around Then I stepped inside I asked that bouncer where I was He said, son yer at Bill's Honky tonk pickin', linedance kickin' Razorback stickin', barbecue chicken Laundromat Bar and Grill Verse: Well I found old Bill sittin at the bar With a pistol and a change machine He was dolin' out quarters to a waitress named Starr When I asked him if I could sing He said, son go ahead if you brought yer guitar Then he pointed to the backstage door Said, we don't allow original material 'Less it's been done before Pre-Chorus Well I hit the stage like a big mule train Told the house band to play it in I sang the Tennessee Waltz, Kentucky Rain And the one about the bird in spring Lead guitar was like a chainsaw That fiddle like a power drill At Bill's honky tonk pickin', linedance kickin' Razorback stickin', barbecue chicken Laundromat Bar and Grill Instrumental: