CHORUS SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED SHE WASN'T WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB SHE NEVER STOOD UP FOR THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER AND SHE WASN'T A JOHN WAYNE FAN HER BABY BLUE EYES HID THE WARNING SIGNS THAT WOMAN WAS BAD TO THE BONE SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED DO YOU THINK I'LL CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE SO DESPERATE I ANSWERED AN AD IN THE PERSONALS HOPING TO FIND ME A DATE A GOOD LOOKIN' NON- SMOKING FULL FIGURED Leo was LOOKING TO FIND HER MATE WE HIT IT OFF WE GOT IT ON MY LOVE WAS GROWING SO STRONG THEN I STARTED SEEING A SIDE OF THAT WOMAN THAT I SHOULD OF SEEN ALL ALONG CHORUS I CANT BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL LISTENING TO THOSE BARRY MANI LOW RECORDS WAS JUST ONE OF HER CHARACTER FLAWS SOMETIMES SHE WAS RUDE AND NATURALLY CRUDE BUT THIS GOOD OLE BOY LET IT PASS BUT WHEN SHE CUSSED IN FRONT ON MY MOM I TOLD HER SHE COULD KISS MY...... CHORUS SHE NEVER CRIED WHEN OLD YELLER DIED AND I AIN'T GONNA CRY WHEN SHE'S GONE