Intro verse 1 Long but thin from the top his name is Egon Friends him sound the most, that makes him lucky I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Feel like waking up inside a rubber Sitting in a chair beside the fire I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door E- gon is chunky E- gon is chunky verse 2 Pushing down the minute that he likes you Licking the balls until he’s told he loves you I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door No-one’s ever found him, oh where’s Egon? Wandering down the hall, intriguing eyes I’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door E- gon is chunky E- gon is chunky E- gon is chunky Interlude verse 3 King of comeback road until you hold on Wears his crown inside his furry chest We’ve heard it all before, it’s Egon at the door Listening for the call of me, his master Listening for the call of Bookland rain We’ve heard it all before, collects bread up with his paw E- gon is chunky E- gon is chunky E- gon is chunky