Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh e|---11-9~----11-9-11-9--7h9-7-6-------6---------------7---------7-----------| B|-9--------9--------------------7-9-7---7-9-------7-9------7-9--------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------8---------8---------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------2-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------4-2---4p2p0-----------------------------| G|-6-8-6-------------8-----8/9//11-------------------------------------------| D|---------6-9-6---6---6-9--------------------------6p4---4~/6---------------| A|-------9----------------------------------------------6--------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|----------------------7----7~---6-7-6--------------------------------------| B|-----------------7--9---9-------------9-7-9-4h7-4--------------------------| G|-8---6---6h7h8-------------------------------------------------------------| D|---9---9-------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing, she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just this morning She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive (small note on the chorus, if you play the as the 9th fret A barre chord shape and the second as an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better) And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... e|------------| e|--11~~~--| B|--12~~~~----| B|--12~~~--| G|--13~~~~----| G|---------| D|------------| D|---------| A|------------| A|---------| E|------------| E|---------| Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart Her dad's a doctor, so glad I got her Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go well And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the... Guitar Solo (same chords as chorus)