A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted. A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost. I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket, but I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top. Chorus Won't you share a common disaster Share with me a common disaster Oh oh, a common disaster I found myself a friend, but he's crooked as a stick in water. So now I'm writing fairy tales to catch the spirit of revenge. He's got a plan to steal my little sister, but I'm not too concerned 'cause I will get him in the end. Chorus Won't you share a common disaster Share with me a common disaster Oh oh, a common disaster Solo on First Half Of Verse, First Line of Chorus Going to find me someone to share a common disaster. Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull. Not worry too much about the happily-ever-after. Just keep the Caddie moving 'til we're well beyond that hill. Chorus Won't you share a common disaster Share with me a common disaster Oh oh, a common disaster