A hurricane party is out of control I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls Red ant bites all over my ass Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Verse We had a little party, me and my friends A hurricane was comin' to New Orleans again Somebody brought scotch, somebody brought beer I should've kept the hooch and thrown 'em outta here A friendly game, a penny and hand Smoke a cigar, act like a man Waitin' for the Gale force winds to blow Shovel up the guards and let the liquor flow A hurricane party is out of control I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls Red ant bites all over my ass Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Verse Somebody's girlfriend showed up by surprise With cookies in her hands and dollar signs in her eyes I started dippin' them cookies in scotch She won all my money and my pocket watch Well I passed out, and I woke up The house was empty and so was my cup And out on the front porch, I heard 'em shout I wish they'd come in so I could throw 'em out A hurricane party is out of control I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls Red ant bites all over my ass Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Verse Everybody's wrestling out on the dirt I laughed so hard 'till my stomach hurt They saw me gleam?, they heard me laugh They started chargin' at me, and I grabbed the bat A hurricane party is out of control I'm lyin' in the gutter eatin' Tootsie Rolls Red ant bites all over my ass Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Outro Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat Beatin' on my buddies with a baseball bat