Your parents don't like me. Your sister keeps bitchin'. And you mother says I'm not worth nothing. "What are you doing with a loser like him?" Your friends can't stand me. They say I'm trash. They say turn around and don't look back. "What are you doing with a loser like him?" Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She broke my heart and had me addicted to NyQuil. To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I'd quit playing songs in shithole bars. I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars. Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool. Driving by your house. I see the light off in your room. I can almost see your face, almost smell your perfume. "Oh where, where are you tonight?" So I drive down to the bar. Well I ordered Gin and Squirt. I told the waitress our story. She said "You are too pretty to be hurt." And she gave me her telephone number. Thinks... she's the toast of Roseville. She broke my heart and had me addicted to NyQuil. To have her smile I would've burn my guitars. I'd quit playing songs in shithole bars. I'd stop getting drunk and wrecking cars. No more sleeping on dashboards and wishing on stars. Darling, I've done this all for you. You know I was born a fool.