Intro: #1. My very best buddy asked my baby for a date, all he did was upset her. If he does it again I'm gonna hit him on the chin, he's old enough to know better. #2. We've been friends for a long, long time, he just better forget her. If he shows at her place I'm gonna hit him in the face. He's old enough to know better. I'm not very tough but I'm tougher than him, I'm not afraid to prove it. If he's got one thought in his head about her..he'd better remove it. #3. He's still my buddy, she's still my baby, he better not write her a letter. If he even phones I'm gonna break his bones..he's old enough to know better. INTERLUDE: I'm not very tough but I'm tougher than him, I'm not afraid to prove it. If he's got one thought in his head about her..he'd better remove it. #4. He's still my buddy, she's still my baby, he better not write her a letter. If he even phones I'm gonna break his bones..he's old enough to know better. OUTRO: He's old enough to know better..he's old enough to know better..he's old enough to know better..(Fade.)