Oh, I lie when I drink and I drink a lot Don't believe me when I've had a few Oh, I lie when I drink and I drink a lot I only drink when I'm missing you I walk in The bartender rolls his eyes At the same time, the waitress, she just smiles He's heard the truth about you She's heard it too, but slightly skewed I ain't lying, I broke your heart in two Oh, I lie when I drink... At closing time, I'm the last one out the door I tip that waitress, That bartender, I ignore I yell I'm never coming back That always makes 'em laugh They know me, I never keep my word Oh, I lie when I drink...