Standard Tuning Chords used : (Spoken) Gonna do this song for Useless Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain I would beat her black and blue when she called me names Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane I was in to whips and things, she was into pain Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at Kelly's bar She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car She was the first lady, that let me go that far Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high Oh, suck em' silly Shirley, came out after dark She would give us handjobs, in Centennial Park All the girls would snub her, said she was a nark Suck em' silly Shirley, from Centennial Park Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain I would beat her black and blue when she called me names Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane I was in to whips and things, she was into pain Oh, finger fuckin' Sally, worked at Kelly's bar She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car She was the first lady, that let me go that far Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain I would beat her black and blue when she called me names Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane I was in to whips and things, she was into pain (c) David Allen Coe