Intro: (ring out) I wonder what these ladies really look like Without their makeup and their purses and hairspray And I wonder what these fellows are really thinkin’ when they’re flippin’ through pages of magazines Now we’re mannequins just plastic dolled up remnants Of the human race what people used to be Because now everyone smells fake It’s all perfumes and body sprays we’re just plastic dolled up Remnants of the human race what people used to be And luxury shall soon become a weakness We’re growin’ lazier and fatter every day We’re stagnant flowing in a sea of excess perfectly content with weekly pay And we couldn’t go a day without a starbucks Or a mcdonald’s or walmart or taco bell And we’re always sure to uphold perfect conduct Step out of line the cops will come and Throw your ass in jail Because now everyone smells fake It’s all perfumes and body sprays we’re just plastic dolled up Remnants of what was the human race If you ask me my opinion of this plastic humanity I’ll tell you it’s a fucking disgrace INTRO RIFF (ring out ) I wonder what this world would really be like Without the makeup and the purses and hairsprays And I wonder what these people are really thinkin’ when they tell me shower wash your clothes and shave Well I’ll never smell like chemicals or stature Look like those people on covers of magazines Well I’ll smell like holy hell And look like shit as well But at least I’m not some plastic dolled up remnants of what people used to be now we’re all just plastic dolled up remnants of what people used to be.