Intro: Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady Why don't you just let me in. I know you're scared of disease But let's pretend it's the eighties I wanna go skin to skin. Haven't you heard about a thing called love? Goes usually free to guys like me From girls like you. Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady I'm not gonna wear one of those. See I've got poor circulation And now i'm thinking that maybe It'll cut off the blood from my toes. Besides it's like thinking an umbrella could stop a tsunami Or forgetting to unwrap a peperami You wouldn't do it girl So why'd you do it to me? Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady Why do you think you know best? (Why?) I just want your loving girl I don't want your baby So I promise to aim for your chest I understand that you've got issues But it's okay baby, I got tissues And if that's not enough to set your world on fire I also got an african choir.