The college party ends finally To working placements and holidays A stolen kiss in the lavatory She shuts her eyes and says 'Miss me, miss me'� She's fat loose and fancies me But she's hanging off a barman of forty three And he dribbles in her ear, she giggles and grins She knows she loves her father but she can't imagine doing it with him Now or never, it's so damn clever To their love anthem She shuts her pretty eyes, she's holding Leslie Grantham. In six weeks time she says 'Nataurally, You're not the man that you used to be.'� And he says 'Darling how could I be, when you were born I was twenty three And married in love, like a stallion in stud And now I weave this network of fibs And I write a mid-life pantomime, you're younger than my kids.'� And it's now or never As he waves his white feather 'Cos he's fallen in love With the man he was back then Would it ever be enough Shit she's already on the bus And it's now or never She has a picture of them together She says stuff like 'Life's a game.'� She has a locker room story But the boys are getting older every day The boys are getting older every day'¦.