When crypt doors creak and tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize If you would like to join our jamboree Just one rule is compulsory Mortals pay a token fee Rest in Peace the hauntings free So hurry back we would like your company