I like us better when we're wasted It makes it easier to fake it The only time we really talk Is when our clothes are coming off I like us better when we're wasted It makes it easier to say it Lay all your laundry on the bed And then I'll lay in it instead I like us better when we're wasted (strum once and hold) Oh oh oh oh (strum and hold last chord) You are a glass half empty Sipping my ocean dry Emotionally spent me Til none of our planets could align But I could stand you one more night (strum and hold last chord) I like us better when we're wasted It makes it easier to say it Lay all your laundry on the bed And then I'll lay in it instead I like us better when we're wasted (strum once and hold) Oh oh oh oh You are a catch 22 Either way I miss out All of the grief I'd give you Is energy I can live without But I could stand you one more night I like us better when we're wasted It makes it easier to say it Lay all your laundry on the bed And then I'll lay in it instead I like us better when we're wasted (strum once and hold) Oh oh oh oh I like us better when we're wasted It makes it easier to say it Lay all your laundry on the bed And then I'll lay in it instead I like us better when we're wasted (strum once and hold) Oh oh oh oh (strum once and hold) Oh oh oh oh