verse 1 I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin 'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in He's got no trouble with the fillies Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin verse 2 I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin 'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in If I could pull like him I would But I just end up pulling my pud I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin