She makes her face up like a nun She makes you late and thinks it’s fun You’ve hardly started when she’s done And then on to the next one She makes it cool to be so hot Makes it look easy when its not And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you She’s always smooth and you so tense You do the job she knows the fence You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less more or less more or less more or less more or less She makes a billion bucks a day She loves the pipe and loves to play She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better She makes it hard to be so soft You stick it out she chops it off It doesn’t bleed too much And often you find you enjoy it Sometimes she makes you wait in line Some stupid fat man takes his time It makes you yell out loud Hey I’m so special I’m so special She’s always smooth and you so tense You do the job she knows the fence You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less She acts like this is having fun I know I shouldn’t be so blunt She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that I’m the one who cares Yeah I’m the only one who cares I’m the only one who cares I’m the only one who cares I’m the only one Yeah I’m the only one Fade