How did i get here, i do not know I just woke up at this strange show This woman's clearly out of her mind She's covered in shit and high as a kite La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la, la la la (repeat) Don't have no phone, no numbers by heart Hope that my husband has had a head start Don't tell my father, don't tell my mother They'd die to claim me, way too fun was their daughter Oh in these stairs a holding cell Soon i'll be in county jail (repeat) Someone tell my baby Or else he won't know i need saving (repeat) la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la, la la la (repeat) in these stairs a holding cell soon i'll be in county jail (repeat) someone tell my baby Or else he won't know i need saving (repeat three more times and end on )