GIRLS, WOMEN AND LADIES words and music: Ed & Patsy bruce and Ron Peterson him The bar was giving last call, so I thought I?d move on in So I took the stool between ?em And ordered one more round for me and her I placed my stool And I don?t re{}member what I said But at the time, it sounded cool She pushed her drink away and never looked at me She just paid her tab tipped the man And left me sitting there alone with him Chorus: And he said, ?There?s girls and there?s women and there?s la{}ies There?s maybes There?s{ learning when they?re babies There?s ladies? Well, he push{D}ed his old straw hat back and he grinned And he said, ?Ain?t they all a mystery? Sonny, it?s a we?re trying to win Ah, but you know I love a mystery So let?s drink another round to you and them? Chorus: note: last line of second chorus is ?I love all the girls, and women and the ladies?