INTRO: Johnny gave Susan a wedding band Now She Wears It On Her Left Hand I'm doing the best I can To Forget She Used To Call Me Her Right Hand Man Susan Always Knew I'm Not Marrying Kind But She Said She Would Love Me For All Time Said A Wedding Band Just Sparkles And Shines Be My Right Hand Man And That'll Be Fine Chorus: A Right Hand Man Can Be Your Lover Carry The Load When The Wind Blows Cold He Can Be Replaced By Another Who's Carrying The Gold BREAK: Susan Made Me Think Our Love Was Real There Are Times I Believe Her Still But Johnny Walked In Right Out Of Left Field Put A Right Hand Man In A Left Hand Deal Repeat Chorus Carry No Gold A Right Hand Man Don't Carry No Gold They Say Don't Let Your Right Hand Know What Your Left Hands Doin' Susan Kept Me In The Dark For A Long, Long Time I Had No Idea That Love's Foundation Was Turning Into Ruin Because Being A Right Hand Man Was A Dream Of Mine Repeat Chorus Repeat Chorus BREAK: A Right Hand Man Don't Carry No Gold