Intro verse 1 Jane Jane not her real name Jane Jane not her real name One step two steps climbing up the ladder When she got there wonder why she bothers verse 2 Jane Jane is in trouble again Jane Jane is in trouble again Mrs. David she is assisting The W. I.'s petty cash has gone missing verse 3 Jane Jane life's a game Jane Jane life's a game One drink two drinks ten it doesn't matter Passing out to while away the hours verse 4 Jane Jane ball and chain Jane Jane ball and chain I would visit but I'm frightly busy Making paper chains for the christening