I wouldn't kick a cactus cactus plants have thorns I wouldn't kick a Brahma Brahma steers have horns I never tease with honeybees cause honeybees will sting But when I squeeze a woman I don't fear anything And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon Is a deadly weapon like a gun I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon But I don't have sense enough to run I wouldn't let a bobcat close enough to scratch And when I'm near explosives I won't strike a match I wonâ??t give a snake an even break cause snakes can kill you dead But when I kiss a woman I guess I lose my head And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon Is a deadly weapon like a knife I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon Yet I trust a woman with my life I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon Is a deadly weapon yes-sir-ree But I have known a lot of pretty deadly weapons And thereâ??s still a lot of life in me And thereâ??s still a lot of life in me