There's a big fat ugly man on the corner and his big fat ugly eyes are going blind His big fat ugly brain has stopped providing him with life, apart from that he's fine apart from that, apart from that apart from that, apart from that ohhh, these are bad times ohhh, such a bad time oh oh He told a tale of great bravado planning from ships ashore to coast to crooked coast a thousand men at all waiting upon his heavy world and don't think and boast and don't think so and don't think so and don't think so