I'm sad because my goat just died today I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well We're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-ay Sad the goat just died tonight We're sad, his funeral will be out of sight We're so sad, but in a way we're happy He didn't suffer too much He only got the cramps once Sad, oh, the piece of poop wouldn't come out of his belly Sad, we had to call Doc Nelly We're sad