verse 1 Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale Of their discontinued fall primetime Meredith's in Massachusetts with a colonial toothache And the leaves to rake are burning themselves so I'm Home watching my dad watch the NFL alone Wish I still had that eternal telephone I'd call you Call you Pre-Chorus So come on down and visit me My condition petitions so implicitly I need you I need you I'm stuck inside each birthday gift that I ever got I'm stuck inside the sounds they make When they shift and rot Beneath you Beneath you verse 2 I want a living love and mental access denser That the motel continental breakfast cereal dispenser I want those eyes you made it me Those bedside globes Those orbs I want your spilt coffee burning my inner thighs And the watermarks that measure my oscillating size When it dries and absorbs Pre-Chorus So come on down and visit me My condition petitions so implicitly I need you I need you I'm stuck inside the rhythm of your glottal stops A bottle of codeine and green cough drops I feed you I feed you Instrumental verse 3 Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale Of their discontinued childhoods I wound up in Providence as a second-rate dramatist And I'd write the second act if I just could Pre-Chorus So come on down and visit me My condition petitions so implicitly I need you I need you I wrote it on the notepad of the suggestion box I'll still breathe the desperation till the kingdom unlocks For me too For me too Outro