Intro: 3x | 1x | Repeat the intro 4x Intro Riff: e|----------------------------------------| B|------7h8p7--5~--7h8p7--5~---4--5--4----| G|--9~------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------| Verse: Well, I'm a piece of white trash Living in the suburbs Working minimum wage 'Cause I'm dumber than a turd Dropped out of fifth grade Living on welfare I don't have an id But I don't really care I couldn't find a job It really was quite tiring And then I saw an ad Ice cream man now hiring I took my mother's mini-van That stolen piece of crap Boom kiddies The ice cream man is back Chorus: