verse 1 He was in love with the girl with the hourglass But he knew it couldn't last, oh no, no, no And now he goes with the girl in the perfume ad He's out of his fuckin' head verse 2 He tells of squashes that squeeze in the seventies Then he gives away everything he has He's building bridges to places that don't exist And probably never will verse 3 He was in love with the girl with the hourglass But he knew it couldn't last, oh no, no, no And now he goes with the girl in the perfume ad He's out of his fuckin' head Outro Hey, lock him up, throw away all the keys Three sets of eyes, not a speck does he see