Caledonia By the Gourds Tabbed by Duke This song is an excellent exercise in three-chord transitions, and natural key changes. Plus, it's funny, weird, and lots of fun to play... Hey yay yay yay he Yay yay yay he Yay yay yay he yay yay A little song, a little dance A little seltzer down yer pants Lump o' gold the size of yer head A little bramble in yer bed Happy day in a boat Trade a heifer for a goat Caledonia where the hell you been Dear friend rub my back 'tis no cadence that I lack Rise in humor and or laughter Made a busoon full of camphor Blow yer britches down today Blow yer britches down today Caledonia where the hell you been Step lively with caprice Through the heavy chested spread May a purple-painted thief Dance on the harpsichord instead Let mine eye state it bluntly No such stuff was in my thoughts Caledonia where the hell you been Dear friend rub my back 'tis no cadence that I lack Rise in humor and or laughter Made a busoon full of camphor Blow yer britches down today Blow yer britches down today Caledonia where the hell you been Caledonia where the hell you been Caledonia where the hell you been Caledonia where the hell you been Caledonia where the hell you been That's it! Enjoy! -Duke