Verse: Put it in the bucket if the bucket's there, Throw it in the alley, honey, I don't care, Stay beneath the covers in your underwear and throw down. Put it in the mail, sail it on the sea, Dress it up and send it to the jubilee I got a woman down in Missouri, I'm gonna go down. Take it to the forest and give it a toss, Down in the gully, honey, over in the moss, Without you, babe, I'm a total loss and a loser. Send me an , call me on the phone, Please don't leave me here all alone, Morning comes like the twilight zone, I can't use her. Ain't it a big one, ain't it tall, Looks about as high as a prison wall, Up we climb and down we fall together. Over and over and into the blue We say we are but we're never through. I've got a big bad thing for you forever. Verse: Call it impossible, call it a crime, Not kissing you is a waste of time, It doesn't scan and it doesn't rhyme without you. Call it a picnic, take it to the park, Meet me at the willow along about dark, The only song I sing like a meadowlark is about you. Fry it up, choke it down, save me some, I'm so happy I must be dumb, A sparrow at your shoes pecking at the crumbs you're leaving. How do we end what we should begin, I don't even know what town we're in, Please, God, say that it isn't a sin I'm grieving. Chorus: