A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud A ne'er do-well of the highest accord I've got the supermarket sympathy vote I've got a ten year old doctor's note. 'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser. I park up in the pouring rain The space was empty; who's to complain? And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op And sprint wilfully off to the shop. 'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser. 'Fetch my stick Margaret'. (instr ADE, ADE, AFE, ADE, DEA, DEA, I used to favour justice and truth An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth One day I know I'll have to face His wrath A walk in hell for a walk-in bath. 'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser. I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser. I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser. , FA Blue Badge abuser.
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